A Professional Skateboarding Company
For Skateboarding Professionals
From the Streets to Your Suites!
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Skateboarding Is NOT an HR_Violation$15.00 -
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SDS Desk Bones Gaming mouse pad$20.00
SKATEBOARDING DIMENSIONS
Why we skate at work
Standing Desk Skateboarding brings the thrill of the pavement straight to your office. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the extraordinary as you carve out new paths to success without leaving your workspace behind.”
Performance Enhancing
Carpet boarding is good for your health and increases efficiency. Our extreme office products will elevate your skateboarding-at-work experience, delivering new levels of productivity you never thought possible.
Natural Evolution
Standing Desk Skateboarding represents the natural evolution of office work by seamlessly merging physical activity with professional environments, fostering health, creativity, and productivity.
Corporate Culture Shakeup
Incorporating Standing Desk Skateboarding into the corporate culture propels a monumental shakeup, turning the daily grind into a wild ride that the C-Suite will never forget. HR can’t say shit either.
Gleaming The Cube:
Bring the skate park to the office!
Break free from the daily grind and drop straight in to excitement with Standing Desk Skateboarding. Whether you’re conquering deadlines or concrete, it’s time to thrash your way to success!
✓ Almost all automated
✓ Inspired by real people
Have Questions?
Frequently Asked
Questions
Will skateboarding at my standing desk make me irresistible to my colleagues?
Absolutely! Prepare to become the office phenomenon as you glide and kickflip your way through tasks. Don’t be surprised if people start wearing helmets just to feel a part of your exhilarating work day.
Is it true that Standing Desk Skateboards can turn my regular water cooler conversations into epic tales of adventure?
Absolutely! Every trip to the water cooler becomes a legendary journey on your skateboard. Colleagues will gather ’round, eager to hear about your latest daring maneuver around the photocopier or how you carved up the conference room.
Are there any known side effects of integrating Standing Desk Skateboarding into my daily routine?
Side effects may include increased coolness, a sudden surge in work enthusiasm, mild cases of office fame, and in rare instances, an uncontrollable urge to say “gnarly” in business meetings. Use your Standing Desk Skateboard responsibly.
Can I expect to see an increase in my salary after mastering the Standing Desk Skateboarding technique?
While we can’t directly influence payroll decisions, don’t be surprised if your newfound agility and productivity catch the eye of upper management, leading to unexpected bonuses or promotions. Skate your way to the top!
Will using a Standing Desk Skateboard help me finally beat Karen from accounting at the annual office talent show?
This is your moment! With the combination of work and play that the Standing Desk Skateboard offers, you’ll not only surpass Karen’s rendition of “I Will Always Love You,” but you’ll also secure your place in office history. Get ready for a standing ovation!
How do I explain to my boss that this is an essential office upgrade?
Simply show them a before-and-after scenario: the ‘before’ being a mundane, productivity-sapping office environment, and the ‘after’ showcasing a vibrant, active, and highly efficient workspace powered by the magic of Standing Desk Skateboarding. If that doesn’t work, a well-timed kickflip might just seal the deal.
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SDS Music
Office Hardcore Punk
Listen to the finest collection of Office Hardcore anywhere on the internet. These recordings from its heyday in the mid to late 80s truly exemplify the genre and still resonate today.
Office Revolution
Real Professional Grade
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Steeze At Work
Infuse your office environment with unparalleled style and flair, blending the essence of skateboarding culture with a professional touch. Standing Desk Skateboards are engineered not just for performance but also to elevate the aesthetics of your workspace, ensuring you stand out while you stand up and skate.
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Precision Engineering
Each SDS ramp is crafted with the utmost precision, utilizing top-tier materials and cutting-edge technology. Our designs cater to the specific needs of the working professional, guaranteeing stability, durability, and smooth rolling — essential for multitasking movers and shakers in any field.
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Health Meets Productivity
Embrace a novel way to boost both your physical well-being and job performance. With Standing Desk Skateboards, you’re not just investing in a high-quality office skateboarding equipment; you’re investing in a healthier, more dynamic professional lifestyle that will launch your career.
Productivity is on Brand
Find Your Balance: Work, Play, Conquer!
Experience the perfect harmony of productivity and passion with Standing Desk Skateboarding. Elevate your workday, ignite your creativity, and conquer new heights—all while riding the wave of success!”
Success
Proven record of success for like 7 years
12k
Clients
7
Years or so
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SDS Desk Bones Laptop Sleeve
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Unisex SDS Airlines Badge Hoodie
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Skateboarding Is NOT an HR_Violation
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SDS Desk Bones Gaming mouse pad
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HR Compliance?
We’ve got your HR Compliance right here.
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Skateboarding Is NOT an HR_Violation
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Unisex SDS Desk Bones Hoodie
$38.00 – $40.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
SDS Desk Bones Laptop Sleeve
$20.00 – $25.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Set SDS Punk Pins
$15.00 – $16.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
What we do
Our products unlock potential and unleash productivity!
✓ Easy to use
✓ Beautifully designed patterns
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Black Glossy SDS Desk Bones Mug
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SDS Mini Micro-Mini Halfpipe
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Set SDS Punk Pins
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Black Glossy SDS Airlines Mug
$10.00 Add to cart
Achieve New Heights
Ditch the Chair,
Grab Some Air!
Elevate your workday with Standing Desk Skateboarding. Trade the sedentary for the sensational, and soar to new heights of productivity and excitement. It’s time to break free from the ordinary and experience the thrill of skating while you work!
Testimonials
Our Customers Said
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.85 from 1,300+ reviews
“It’s about time!”
Ever since I transitioned to Standing Desk Skateboarding at our law firm, my productivity has quadrupled! I landed a triple kickflip during a conference call and closed three major cases simultaneously. My colleagues are in awe, and even the coffee machine seems to respect me more. Thanks, StandingDeskSkateboards.com, for turning the courtroom into my personal skatepark!
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
— Maximilian “The Legal Eagle” Fortwright, Senior Partner at TrickLitigators, LLP
“Certified Fresh”
Introducing Standing Desk Skateboards to our open-plan office was like injecting a dose of extreme sports into our daily grind. Last week, I ollied over my desk, straight into a flawless presentation that won us a multimillion-dollar contract. Our clients now specifically request meetings at our office to see the ‘Corporate Boarders’ in action. Who knew finance could be this thrilling?
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
— Tiffany “Cash Flow” McRide, CFO of HighFlyers Investment Group
“Embrace the Grindset”
Our productivity software startup was on the brink of becoming just another statistic, until we embraced the ethos of Standing Desk Skateboarding. Not only did our team morale skyrocket, but our lead developer also coded a groundbreaking app while executing a perfect 360 pop shove-it to tail stall. Our skateboarding prowess has become our brand’s biggest selling point.
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
— Drake “Nollie” Nelson, CEO of TechDeckTools and team rider
If you can skate at work you can
Get Paid To Skateboard
Do you even want to be a pro skater, bro?
Embrace the thrill of the grind, whether you’re conquering spreadsheets or sidewalks. With Standing Desk Skateboarding, the only limit is your imagination. Get ready to gleam your way to success!”
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Black Glossy SDS Desk Bones Mug
$10.00 Add to cart -
SDS Mini Micro-Mini Halfpipe
$400.00 Add to cart -
Set SDS Punk Pins
$15.00 – $16.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Black Glossy SDS Airlines Mug
$10.00 Add to cart